Saturday, March 11, 2017

Harley & Joker

This is not going to be a popular opinion given the hype that arose after last year's Suicide Squad came out, even if the movie as a whole is not widely considered to be that good. 

But what the hell does everyone see in Harley Quinn, and for that matter the Joker, and their whole manipulative messed up relationship, that is so great? 

As a comic book, or a cartoon series, yes they make great villains and are definitely colourful to watch, but translated to the big screen the result is disturbing as hell. It's an abusive, frightening bad romance to the max and I just don't get it. 

In a modern world of pop culture when people are so ready to take up their pitchforks against the very poorly written 50 Shades series and it's depiction of abuse, why are people so seemingly accepting of Harley and Joker in Suicide Squad? I don't get it. 

Now the Joker has never been my favourite Batman villain - I tend to think I prefer the more fun ones like Poison Ivy, the Riddler and Catwoman - but I can respect that the Joker is often seen to be one, if not THE, of the Bat's arch nemeses. I couldn't say exactly where it began, not being an avid comic book fan, but if it was before Tim Burton's 1989 epic with the character played by the amazing Jack Nicholson then I would like to know. Nicholson, famous for playing Jack Torrance in the Shining (which was amazing), plays the Joker in a dark, yet true to form cartoon villain and gangster. Harley doesn't make any obvious appearance in the film, but it is a great antithesis into the mentality and creation of the Joker - much more faithful than the later Heath Ledger (RIP) adaptation almost 20 years later. 

The thing about the Joker is that he is a manipulator. He was a mob boss before his acid accident, and after that when he was truly insane he became the worst kind of villain - he would kill you in inventive ways and laugh as he did so. Plus he was iconic in his character design like all comic book villains were, that he was purposely drawn to appear like a clown. Clowns are after all a very American phobia, and the Joker was a very American villain he may as well have been Al Capone in drag. 

The Joker didn't start out to be, but has become the Bat's most notorious nemesis because he is so manipulative and how he goes about it. Every plan he comes up with is insane and would have required so much foresight Poirot would have struggled to solve his crimes if he didn't tell all at the end like a Bond villain. The Joker's ego is arguably his one weakness. His manipulation is so strong with Harley that he entire character genesis consists of the Joker pulling the strings; she exists because he made her, not because he loved her. We should feel sorry for her as a victim not want to be like her.

What is it about 2016's Harley Quinn that has so many people excited? Kudos to Margot Robbie because she is a babe, but surely there has to be more to a character than how she looks in tiny shorts for us to be impressed. Or at least I sincerely hope there needs to be because though I can appreciate an attractive person she's still annoying as all hell. 10 minutes in her company I'd have triggered either her nano bomb or my own just to be away from it. 

Is it that she's so hardcore? Granted seeing a woman kick ass is always great, but Harley Quinn's badassery, at least in Suicide Squad, is complete overshadowed by her relationship with the Joker in flashbacks. It's through these that we learn how she came to be and it's this genesis that confuses me the most by how obvious it is. Harley is a product of abuse, plain and simple. She falls in love with the wrong man who manipulates her for his own gain to get what he wants - and it never stops. He's physically abusive - in all adaptations - he's egotistical, cruel, and leaves her behind to take the fall in just about every situation. Yet Harley is completely overcome by him; everything she does is determined by his opinion, his stance and his actions. What about that is so great? Where does the role model aspect come in that I seem to keep seeing? 

Is it because that at the end of the day for all her psychotic nature and action she just wants to settle down with the Joker and have babies? She's relatable? Isn't that what women warn each other about in trying to change their man and thinking that they're the exception all time? 

In 2017 why are we suddenly looking up to a female figure who prances around in tiny shorts, literally went insane for her man and their bad romance, kills people, throws over her comrades at the first opportunity, and should be locked up in an asylum til the end of time. Why would you want to be like Harley Quinn? She's not feminist, she's not a positive role model - she's just a crazy hot chick. The kind of crazy hot chick that we shouldn't elevate like we do. 

Like I said I can appreciate that Harley is hot, she's a bad ass, and Margot Robbie is pretty great. But for me, that doesn't change the fact that Harley Quinn is a horrible role model, batshit crazy and a complete pain in the ass. 

Don't forget guys, Harley Quinn was still written by men and not with women's best interests. Don't let it fool you. 

Sam xox 

Thursday, February 16, 2017

Letter to the Editor

Dear Editor,

You who drive fate and send the signs, point me in the right direction, or the wrong one as may be, and lead me to my destiny will know that it is another time of somewhat change. 

I am moving house, I mentioned that briefly a few days ago, and it is a positive move. The housemate turned friend I have lived with the past 18 months and are still friends, however circumstances have changed and we have decided that now is a good time to separate. The decision wasn't initially mine but the potential opened up a lot more freedom, possibility and positive energy that we had needed not only for our relationship but myself personally. As the house is due to undergo some major renovations in coming months and our neighbours have recently had an empty room, it seemed best for me to move. Whilst the move is only to next door (easiest house move of all time that suits me just fine) the positive outcome will be huge. Especially, as I've said, for my soon-to-be former housemate and I - our relationship has occasionally hit rocky times due to our differing natures, approach to life and current values. For example I am very social, outgoing and extroverted, she is not and there's nothing at all wrong with either but it might be better to have each of our own space now. We won't lose our friendship but we will gain a little more independence of each other, and I think that that's a good thing. 

The move has so far been exciting for me. It tempts with a higher level of freedom and independence than before, it gives me the opportunity to delve into a few domestic fantasies and my new room is flash with big mirrors, plenty of storage space and a big window that I am most excited for. I will miss aspects of my old house but with it being right next door I won't be too far away that I can't still see it and hang out with my friend. It's the best of both worlds, you see. 

Another thing that I find, when I think about it, that really is the best of both worlds is my 'relationship', or rather my 'unrelationship' with my 'unboyfriend'. Whilst yes, I have said before and I will continue to say, that I want more than I have right now eventually he is not ready for more. In fact that is good for me. I feel strongly and I can be oftimes insecure of his feelings, due to my history, but when you think about it this whole 'unrelationship' keeps me from freaking out myself and running. 

I am fickle, I am a dillentente, I am a flight risk. I don't settle down, I don't settle for anything less than what I think I deserve (at least not intentionally), and I am very much my Gemini starsign from head to toe. Myself and everyone I speak to focus too much on him, when we should focus on me - I am far too easily able to ignore my issues with settling down when I am in this best of both worlds 'unrelationship' that given the circumstances I don't have to be committed to. I am the one with all the power, all the choice, the ability to walk away and yet I choose to stay. I can go and kiss someone else if I wanted, but I don't, and for that matter I won't be that hypocrite (it seems unfaithful to me, whether it technically is or not). I am the one who has the option here even if my insecurities and fears make me forget it - destiny and fate have always granted me the escapes I wanted or needed at the last moment. 

Ironically when I want this to be real so much, who isn't to say that as soon as it does become so (if it does) I won't be back to my old self and high-tailing it out of Dodge. We don't know if I'll run. We don't know if I'm capable of settling down and truly giving my heart away on a deeper note. Right now I don't have to know - because he won't ask. I feel unsatisfied and I want more, but that's not new - you, fate, have always had me chasing a completeness I've never felt. 

I am at a stage in live when I find that I am changing. I am both committed and uncommitted, settled and unsettled - it is a bizarre feeling to have. There have been signs everywhere to indicate that something is coming, changing, and I can feel it - I know it. I just feel there is more to it than what I can see on the surface. 

Another scary but exhilarating thought is that maybe the Tarot, once again, was right. And I'm not sure how that makes me feel that isn't the fickle, skittish side of me just poising to run away. 

It is that same part of me that makes it easy, as well, to speak to Shadow Man - who is still present (albeit grudgingly given my real world man is around). I don't have to commit, I can tell secrets and bounce ideas and thoughts and I don't have to be afraid. The same can be said of my ex-man in England and the plans I had made to see him this June, those of which I don't think I will be able to follow through with given the way that I do feel about my unboyfriend. This is very much the fickle, empowered and uncommitted side of me that dances around the idea of being bad, of making bad choices and making the most out of the situation that I could if I were a different person. I couldn't do it, I wouldn't do it, but there is a little imp inside me that would and fantasises and considers it. There is a small part of me that whispers 'you don't owe anyone anything' 'do what you want' 'be bad', 'kiss the boys' 'you can do anything' - and you know what, that voice isn't wrong. But is it right? No, not by my standards and not by my conscience - and you know that. You wrote me this way, didn't you? 

With great power comes great responsibility. Just because you can doesn't mean that you should. 

So, tell me, how am I changing right now? How is this moving house making for such a huge change in independence, freedom and power? I can speculate, I don't really know. Will it settle me? No. Will it reign me in? No. Will it turn me into less of a potential runaway? Absolutely not. 

I'm not sure how this change will go, and how having the best of both worlds will propel me into this next stage of my life, but one thing's for sure is that I'm looking forward to finding out. 

Sam xox

Sunday, February 12, 2017

What did they say?

I like to go see psychics sometimes and have readings done, usually by Tarot. I can be skeptical sometimes, as can we all, and sometimes I genuinely just choose to either heed or ignore their advice. That's my perogative. 

I went yesterday with a friend for fun, but the moment I walked in and the psychic cut the deck he cut straight to the heart. He told me that I was seeing someone that whilst cared about me was keeping things way too close to his chest, and that he wouldn't be able to give me what I wanted soon enough. He told me that there was someone else, not too far away, that was everything I had always wanted and would be that everything for me. 

I can't even begin to properly describe how that made me feel - I was happy to hear for once that the person was finally, supposedly, around the corner. But at the same time a little heartbroken because this person that I'm seeing is important to me. I feel so strongly about him and I already knew that he wouldn't be able to give me everything right now - that wasn't news to me. Yet even so I wanted to help him, and I wanted to be with him when he was ready. I sort of love him already. 

How can I just leave on this fantastical whim that someone else is supposed to be better for me? 

There were some other things that he said as well, relating to my moving house and all which was correct, but I don't want to just give up on this person I care about. The idea of that hurts too much. 

Now that I have managed to successfully better control my anxiety where my 'relationship' is concerned, I don't want to keep this stuff in my head to mess me around. I am committed to having faith in my future and giving this man the space he needs without pushing him. He knows what I feel and where I stand, maybe not to the degree, but he knows. 

He might not be my forever, but he's my right now and I want to give it everything that I have. I don't just quit on people because they can't meet my expectations right away. 

Sam xox

Monday, February 6, 2017

Snapchat Karaoke

I love to sing and dance, especially if I'm in a good mood or my inhibitions are lowered (i.e. under the influence). If I can sing out loud in front of you that means I'm probably comfortable with you and if you can join in with me well then you're a keeper in my opinion.

I love to karaoke along to music I already like, making up my own lyrics to existing songs and making up entirely new songs in the spot. A friend of mine and I even held an entire argument through song once or twice. I also love to imagine film clips for songs and usually specific songs remind me of specific things - people, events, parts of my history. Some songs I actually can't listen to, and some I've only just become able to listen to again because they reminded me too strongly of painful things. 

These days one of my favourite outlets is a little thing I like to call 'Snapchat Karaoke'. 

If you remember the post I wrote about taking Selfies last September, I mentioned that took Selfies as part of a coping mechanism in dealing with my self esteem. It comes across conceited - sure. But the reason I take them in the first place is usually to make myself feel better and remind myself you know what, you aren't as ugly as you feel which is important because I grew up feeling pretty ugly, pretty second best. I lacked a lot of self worth and this is one method I've found that helps. A little vanity after all never hurt anyone, though a lot can kill you. Call me vain, if you will, but I'd rather this than the old Sam who'd avoid mirrors when out and about, or cry at night that I'm just not pretty enough for someone to want to be with me someday. Just like Charlotte Lucas. I remedy through selfies and a little makeup to make me feel lot more comfortable in my own skin, and you know I'm really ok with that. 

Snapchat Karaoke is kind of similar, but it's more about my having fun and having a laugh at myself rather than anything too serious. Like I said, I love to sing and mess around with music especially after exercise or when I'm in a good mood generally. If I have excess energy and I'm feeling good about myself I like to fool around to the music I'm listening to - like I'm in a musical (which has always been a fantasy of mine). I'll sing all the time albeit mostly off camera because though I love to do it, I don't think my voice is all that great. Hence why in most Snapchat Karaoke videos that I make I'm lip syncing along to with the actual artist. I post them because they make me laugh and I know that they make other people laugh too, plus it's nice to go back and watch them when maybe I'm feeling down later on. Singing and dancing always seems to improve my mood whether I'm doing so in the moment or reliving it through a video I've made previously. When I lived in Perth I would drive most places and always cranked the music up loud to sing along; one time I got caught on the freeway by some tradies because I was singing and dancing along to Harry Belafonte's 'Jump in the Line' - which is a really fun song, by the way, and one I should do a snap to in the future.

Of all the snaps I film, I especially love the goofier ones; either to a goofy song, like a show tune (i.e. Shrek the Musical), or an ordinary song with a face/voice morph filter in play. Another personal favourite is to be standing in front of the fan and let it blow my hair back - those are the ones that feel like a real music video and make me giggle the hardest. There's also something kind of thrilling and freeing about singing your little heart out in front of a fan - don't ask me what, but it's there. Try it!

Just like with selfies that I take, Snapchat Karaoke is really more for me than for anyone else though I post them for friends and family to see. In a not so unsimilar way to how I cope with fear, I have over the years forced myself to confront my issues with my body image by using tools like selfies and videos as a coping mechanism. I used to be much worse than I am now though still I don't usually like it when other people take photos of me - I feel like I always look horrible in them and that hacks away at the sometime precarious self esteem I've worked so hard to build. If they take it as a selfie and I can see it then I find it's not so bad, but if, for example, I'm travelling alone (as I often do) and someone offers to take a photo of me somewhere perhaps 8/10 times I'll decline and stick to the selfies. You see, sometimes having myself in my own holiday photos will ruin them for me - do you understand? 

If you think that's bad I actually used to have a bit of a complex about my voice. In a nutshell: I hated it. I don't mind it so much now, but a lot of people have commented on my accent and how it sounds because they want to pick where I'm from. I'm from Tasmania originally, grew up in Perth and now live in Sydney. My family is English, Australian and Indian (as in from Calcutta). Why in the hell people sometimes ask if I'm from Canada or the US I have no idea except that I can pick up accents quite quickly as seen when I spend more than a week in the UK (I'm instantly a Londoner). The only real likelihood is that maybe I'd been watching too much US TV at the time and have picked up on inflections of the accent. I don't know other than that because I've never lived in North America. 

I don't mind how my voice sounds so much now because I play back recordings that I've made all the time, though there was a period when I would cringe to hear it. My voice when I speak aloud actually sounds very different to my ears in real time then it does on a recording. If I didn't already know that it was me I doubt that I would even be able to tell. 

At the end of the day Snapchat Karaoke is just for fun; I get a laugh out of it, I feel better about myself, and I enjoy doing it. I love to take song requests and to film them even if they look silly - actually, I love them especially if they look silly. I do it all the time anyway - why not share it and potentially make someone else laugh or smile as well? My tomfoolery might improve someone else's day, you never know, and it may encourage people to try my methods. In fact I would love it if people sent Snapchat Karaoke videos to me as well - it would make my day! 

Sam xox




Thursday, February 2, 2017

Valentine's Day

It's February again and that means it is almost my least favourite card holiday of the entire year: Valentine's Day.

I don't like Valentine's Day. I have never been a fan of it, and generally I just don't really want to be a part of it - all my friends know and I think they gear up for it every year. Depending on the year we may watch horror movies, get drunk, watch romantic comedies or dramas, or we'll go for a meal or to a festival or occasionally I may just turn off my phone and skip the whole day. It can be done believe me, I know. Once we even went to Disney World.

Over the years I've received cards from well meaning friends and 'secret admirers', care packages and one time a ladybird stuffed toy. It's always lovely to be thought of and reminded that the people you care about love you, but is that really what Valentine's Day is about? 

I have only ever been single on Valentine's Day, and this year will still technically be no different. Whilst I do have plans (my constant Valentine/Lover/Best Friend KA will be visiting then directly after so will my brother) I'm not really sure how to feel about the day this year. I'm not disgusted, horrified, hurting, sad, angry or feeling ironic this year. I'm not loved up with someone (technically) and yet I'm not viewing the day with a gimlet eye like usual. I'm almost looking forward to it which is a weird feeling for me: a known advocate for how much Valentine's Day sucks. 

I've actually already bought cards and presents. One of course for my annual Valentine, KA. The other? Well...

The history of Valentine's Day is kind of misleading and confusing thing to determine. There are so many mythologies and folklore stories that don't entirely show up in the history or archaeology outside of word of mouth and legend - but that of course doesn't make it necessarily false. 

Image result for st valentineFunnily enough, unlike most traditional holidays, Valentine's Day actually does come from Christian origins in the forms of not one but two St Valentines, Valentine of Rome and Valentine of Terni, during the Roman period. Both St Valentines were martyrs and killed for their faith which makes it a weird origin for a day dedicated to candy hearts and roses. The St Valentine that we do stem the holiday from however is St Valentine of Rome, who, due to popular legend, not only became  martyr but symbol of romantic love by marrying Roman soldiers against the law of the time. He was executed because tried and failed to convert Emperor Claudius to Christianity, supposedly healing a blind woman in the process. The night before he was executed he is said to have written the very first Valentine card to the woman he restored sight to, signing it as 'your Valentine'. Probably totally innocent, but uncomfortable nonetheless. Also, not hugely romantic or much of a display of romantic love. Familial, altruistic and spiritual love yes, but Valentine was not in love with the girl that he healed even if you could say he was an advocate for couples to be together in marriage. Though when another part of the legend suggests that he cut heart shapes out of the parchment he was writing on to remind men of their love for god I can see how society got confused about this. 

It wasn't really until Chaucer and the Love Birds came along that Valentine's Day really became historically traceable as a holiday to celebrate romantic love. During this period of the Middle Ages when courtly life was rife with romance, sex and scandal (and would continue to be so for centuries) it only made sense for an annual day relating to exactly the kind of frivolity that Valentine's Day represented - especially when an ever more present Christian society meant that Beltane (the much older Pagan holiday) was not as acceptable to celebrate openly anymore. It was also Chaucer who first really made the connection between St Valentine and romantic love in the aforementioned works and then onwards through the Canterbury Tales

Being the most recognised works of the Middle Ages besides the Magna Carta, it isn't surprising that our connections and romanticism of the time come from Chaucer in hindsight, just like the Odyssey and the Iliad did for Ancient Greece. I mean of course that in looking back and drawing interpretations of the past about society we infer from popular works thus affecting how Valentine's Day is structured today. It's debatable in whether the tradition is hindsight romanticism or a consistent but changing ideology. 

At any rate, from then on it became a popular culture sort of thing; revered by Kings of Europe (Especially the French), enjoyed by the wealthy and utilised by writers, playwrights, and poets including, but not limited to, my buddy William Shakespeare. Just look at this snippet from Hamlet of all plays:

To-morrow is Saint Valentine's day,
All in the morning betime,
And I a maid at your window,
To be your Valentine.
Then up he rose, and donn'd his clothes,
And dupp'd the chamber-door;
Let in the maid, that out a maid
Never departed more.
— William Shakespeare, Hamlet, Act IV, Scene 5

Truly touching, Bard. Nothing like a little de-flowering on Valentine's Day.

By the time we made it to the 18th, 19th and 20th Centuries, Valentine's Day evolved in a similar way to Christmas, Halloween, Easter and Mother's Day. The initial meaning and purpose behind the day faded into the background in lieu of the popular culture meaning. For Valentine's Day it's 99% of the time more about the flowers, hearts, cards, picnics, red, pink and presents between couples than anything else. The day of and days surrounding become saturated with the stuff which for those unattached, lonely or heartbreaking can be somewhat cruel - I've been there. There is nothing less fun than seeing hundreds of happy couples out and about, doing kitsch activities and swapping gifts if you envy them.

I don't envy the couples every year, and it isn't why I don't like Valentine's Day. The truth is Valentine's Day makes me sort of uncomfortable and anxious. Of course it would be sweet to spend it with someone I loved that loved me in return but when there are 364 other days of the year that we can do the same things that isn't really a reason. Valentine's Day isn't the only day you can express your love for someone - it's just the one day of the year it has seemed to become ok to rub it in the faces of other people who don't. 

And yet, in the right context (yes there is a wrong context), it is kind of nice to receive a present, flowers or a card. I had someone send me flowers at work a few weeks ago, for the first time in my life, and I was so happy and touched that I cried at my desk for the better part of an hour. I had never realised how much I had wished for someone do to that for me just because. Now that Valentine's Day is around the corner and the fact that I am going to be surrounded by couples exchanging those sorts of gifts is an eventuality, I think I am a little envious. 

Before I explain that more I just want to make it clear that I am happy with where I am at. I am not in a relationship, I don't have a significant other, though I do have someone I care about and the context of that is not something I need to go into bigger detail with right now. But I am happy and at peace with the way things are today. I am envious because as always I want it more, so much more, and I have so much to give in return. I am envious because for once I want the flowers. But not because I want them. Not because it will be Valentine's Day, not because it's expected. I want the flowers because someone wants to send them to me because they want me to have them, they want to show that they care and they want me to smile. That's why I want the flowers. 

I have never been a fan of Valentine's Day but this year I don't want to avoid it or ignore it or replace it with horror movies. Weirdly for once I want to enjoy it and be a part of it, and not even as irony. I want to buy myself something pretty to show myself how much I care, I want to send some flowers, give cards and presents and express a little love I just don't feel like hiding right now. Not just to one person but to everyone and not just because it's Valentine's Day but because I love every day. 

Does all of this sound crazy in general, or crazy because it's coming from me? Did the Valentine Grinch finally make peace with Valentine's Day? Or, am I just at peace and much too infatuated to be distressed?

Sam xox

Sunday, January 22, 2017

Leap of Faith vs Having Faith

Taking a leap of faith is something I'm familiar with. Taking a deep breath and doing something frightening, something that makes me nervous or anxious, or putting myself out there by making a big gesture - these things are well-trodden territory to me.

When I am afraid of something, say a film, I'll watch it or immerse myself in it until I'm not afraid of it anymore. Fear can be debilitating, it can freeze you, make you sweat and make you run from things or fail to experience them. I've been called brave for doing things that seem scary to other people - I don't think that I am necessarily braver than most. What I am is determined and what I don't do is, if I can help it, let fear stop me from living my life and doing what is important to me. Sure there are some things that I will always be afraid of and will never be able to conquer no matter how hard I try. Fear can delbilitate and freeze me just as much as anyone if I let it. 

But when I can help it I will do my best to ensure that it doesn't stop me; over and over again in life I have taken leaps of faith that have been scary at the time but so unbelievably rewarding in the long run. And yet there are also times when it isn't rewarding, or it results in pain and failure - that's life. The important thing is I always put my heart on the line and I take the leap in the first place despite what could go wrong.

What I am not is patient or particularly the best at 'keeping' of 'having' faith. 

I'm a dillentante in a lot of ways, fickle and tempestuous. I change my mind all the time, I get paranoid and yes fear takes over when my leap of faith does result in failure. I can't help the way I am.

It is a problem, though, and I can't continue to live this way forever. 

I have issues when it comes to having faith in romance. I am far too easily hurt, I'm overly sensitive and I am distrustful. I have been hurt in the same way more than once, and plenty of other times in other ways as well. I have always wanted to meet someone and form a relationship but I never realised until now how unbelievably stunted I am in my ability to do so - I have let my scars and fears debilitate me. I have never noticed before because my fears are realised, but what happens if this time I am just letting worry get in the way? 

Over the years I've developed an issue with inferiority, insecurity and lack of self worth. That means that I, because of what has happened to me in the past, struggle to trust and have faith that someone could want to be with me. Not because I don't think that I am amazing, that I am worthy and that I am a good person. No, I think it because I have been cultivated to feel by my past experiences that I am second best, that I am not worth putting the effort into to be with and that I am not enough. Complete bollocks, logically I know. But subconsciously I have been so hurt I can't trust or simply have faith that I am worth everything and that someone will put in the effort to stay with me.  

This is what has been brought to my attention this week, and this is what I want to work on now. It's like an illness, it will eat away at me for the rest of my life if I don't address it now and I don't work towards fixing it. I am not broken, I am not ruined and I am not so far gone that I cannot come back from this. 

It will be hard, and I have been this way a while - made worse each year - but I have to do this or I will never be able to be happy even if I am with someone. 

I came to this realisation this week after fear and paranoia made me blow up at my unofficial thing. Emotion running high and logic taking a backseat I gave into the fear that the reason for him not making anything official with me was because I wasn't enough. Just like so many others had done to me in the past, I fear that he is biding his time with me until either someone better comes along or he gets tired of me. Using me, lying to me, and leaving me once again to pick up the pieces afterward.  

I blurted my feelings, my fears and had it out. I showed him the door to leave if that's what he'd wanted, and yet for once (as in regards to previous romances) he not only stayed but made the effort to assure me that things would be ok. No one has ever done that to me before - they've usually either not bothered to reply to me, or if they have then they only considered themselves and what they wanted. Never how I felt, what I wanted or tried to make me feel ok where I was. 

Logic, when it did return, pointed out the not-so obvious in reminding me that things were not necessarily as they seemed no matter how much my fear and hurt over another repeat was weighing on me. The reality was for once someone really was telling me the truth in that they were not yet ready to progress - and not because of me. Logic told me to actually look at the facts: 

- Just like I, he had been hurt before and recently (very recently) which still required time to recover. I was being unfair, not particularly understanding, selfish and impatient. 
- He had said before that I had come along too fast and too serious than anticipated; that can be frightening and can shake people, which I am one to know. 
- He had been given an out, a run down of what I want and how I felt, and had still cared enough to assure me that what I was jumping to the conclusion of what wasn't the case. 
- I was assuming despite everything he said and did, and ignoring his personality in the process. I assumed that he couldn't have really cared because this, this and that. 

The real issue wasn't that he didn't want to be with me, it was that he wasn't ready to be with me in any greater capacity than he currently is. Not because he found me lacking but because I turned up barely a month after his last relationship went sour, he was still hurting, things with me were more serious and real than anticipated much too quickly, he was not ready to put his heart on the line again, and yet did not want to leave either. The truth of the matter genuinely may be that he isn't in the state of mind to be with me right now - he in fact may never be. But the point is that both he and I are afraid, scarred by our past, which leads me to worrying more so than I should when what I really need to focus on is having some faith. 

I never realised how hard I found it to have faith, how distrusting and jaded I had become, how ruined I was by my past, how much I want to fix this part of myself, and how much I really care about this person that I want to do this for him as much as myself. 

We may never work but this is real enough to me that I want to try and in doing so be patient enough, have enough faith, that I won't take off at the first sign of not having what I want. That he won't just ditch me for someone else because I'm not good enough. Fear can't just control me like this anymore, not when I know that I work so hard to overcome my fears in other aspects of my life. 

It's not the clearest or easiest fear to overcome but I'm on it already. Immersion, meditation, patience and reminding myself to have faith is going to get me through - for me. Irrespective of what happens in the future I can't move on until I can overcome this lack of security and inferiority complex that I've developed. 

Sam xox 

Monday, January 16, 2017

Give your heart a break

Funnily enough, the Demi Lovato song Give Your Heart a Break is kind of appropriate to my current situation. I can't force anything and yet the situation is frustrating. I need way more affection than I feel like I'm getting.

Why do I always just get crumbs? 

I really, genuinely fancy this person in a surprisingly real kind of way yet he doesn't even know how he feels or if he wants to be with me. 

I was some heartbreaking sociopathic floozy in my past life, wasn't I? 

Sam xox

P.s I accidentally typed 'SOS' instead of 'xox'. Not wrong, I really could use the help. Or one of those cosmic interventions. 

Friday, January 13, 2017

Catching Fire

Have you ever heard the term 'catching feelings' ? 

Well, first of all that's a stupid term. Feelings aren't a disease that's spread and unless you're a sociopath most people have them to begin with. What does happen however is that they can develop and change over time. Love can turn to hate, lust can turn to love, altruism can turn to genuine affection. Feelings are a giant melting pot more complicated than the chemical brain reactions they technically are and will more often than not get people into trouble at some point.

Now I think that I've contemplated it, I'm in trouble once again.

It's not the first time that I've developed feelings for someone but in a weird way this seems entirely different. I've had crushes before, I've fallen into shallow love with men that really didn't deserve it, and I've felt giddy like the Disney princess I still am inside. But I'm not sure that I've ever felt like this before - though bare with me, it's still new and I'm not sure I really even understand how I feel. Kind of like reading a script in French and thinking you sort of get the gist but your intuition says no. 

I am not in love. Not yet. 

Sure, I feel like it could go that way eventually, or maybe I'm just at the beginning of the slippery slope, but I am not in love. I'm not planning my future wedding, I am not thinking about kids, I am not thinking about long term at all. My biggest concern right now is that I want this man to stop deliberating, stop freaking out and to let me not only call him my boyfriend to people that ask but to him as well. In fact this is such a concern that the thought of me having to make the decision to cut him off really hurts, or to think of him being with someone else makes me feel sort of ill. This is a very strange and scary place to be at right now. 

Whilst he is still my not-boyfriend, unwilling or unable to take it further with me, I am at an awkward position. I want more but if I push I will push him away, and at the same time I don't want to end it which I know I will have to after a while if things don't progress (it's only been 2 months so I've still got time). This in-between stage can't last forever and I can't stay feeling as insecure and unsure of myself as I do now. I've felt like I've been treading on eggshells with people before but I've never felt before like I do right now - just like I'm trying to keep myself contained and poised. This not-relationship is ironically very real and therefore super harrowing for me as all of my anxiety regarding commitment is starting to surface. 

If you're reading this thinking maybe I'm just mental and that I'm not making sense then you wouldn't be wrong - It barely makes sense to me. But one thing's for sure is that it's not unfixable. 

I have had dreams of running away from men, from weddings, from pregnancy and all all sorts of similar commitment since I was very little. Every now and then it will make me anxious, I might even have a panic attack which will involve me quite literally short of breath and probably in tears, but it will pass. Usually it's not an issue - I'm rarely in any position of such commitment that I'm too worried and even then when it comes to my fears I generally push through them until they go away. But today I'm feeling like the panic is setting in - its too early and that concerns me that I'm a basket case. This person isn't even sure that they want to be with me, so why am I panicking about commitment? Why today do I feel like there's a gremlin sitting on my chest and restricting the circulation of oxygen to my lungs? 

Is it because whilst I'm in limbo, unsure of him or myself and what is happening, I can't start to acclimatise to overcoming my anxiety? It's fixable - my phobia is not an insurmountable hurdle, I know it, but when his hurdle is already standing in the way how the hell am I supposed to overcome mine? 

And even then if he never decides, and I have to leave, or he ends it, then what was the point of being worried in the first place? No hurdle of mine will even be tackled let alone overcome if there is never the person to do so. You can't overcome a phobia related to commuting to someone without someone you want to be with, right? 

I'm an over thinker so sometimes I can't help but get lost in a feeling like this - especially when I've been hurt more than once before and I'm feeling some very real emotions encroaching on me that will only reopen those scars. As well as, and he's the real kicker that's inciting my issues: he doesn't want to commit to me because he's been hurt when my commitment issues stem from trust and my scars come from being hurt and betrayed myself. 

How the ever loving hell does anyone get into an actual relationship ever? 

If you're looking for me, I'll be over in the avoidance corner pretending that none of this BS is actually bothering me. 

Sam xox



Tuesday, January 10, 2017

Welcome to 2017

To say that 2016 ended collectively on a bit of a low note is an understatement, and all over the world we saw people telling the past year not to hit it on the arse as it left. Yet with open arms to 2017 it seems that the unfortunate realisation that we aren't out of the woods seems to have sunk in already. 

I've had worse years than 2016, though I will say that more than one horror show crept up on me during the calendar year. Some fun examples include: the death of Carrie Fisher and Debbie Reynolds, two amazing stars I'll be sure to miss; Brexit; President elect Trump; saying 'bye Felicia' to some not-friends; and my stream of fun, awkward and terrible dates at the beginning of the festive season. 

Now it hasn't all been bad news for me as I'm sure you've followed over the year and as I mentioned in my last post, so there have been plenty of highlights as well. Balance in effect. 

2017 has started off with some uncertainty though and I must admit I am a tad uneasy about where I'm at currently. Nothing to throw in the towel about though or to really write off the year on, just some things that have caused a bit of perservenrence to keep me going. It's barely mid-January and I've had to face some serious life choices and changes already. Scary.

Nothing bad so much as adulting on a level I've managed to avoid for most of my actual life simply because I didn't need it and that it wasn't necessary. Now popular opinion has proven me otherwise, though I digress I've received no such comment from the medical professionals I actually consulted. 

Now since it is a very real and important topic, as well as one we've never discussed here before, I thought it might be an interesting way to begin the year. Especially when I consider that this, this version of taking control of my life, my body, my future and my dreams,  is exactly the right way to look at a brand new year. Call me a control freak if you will but sometimes keeping a tight reign on things can be a benefit more so than spontaneity. Neverless it's always fun to be spontaneous when you can deal with the consequences. 

What I am referring to is in fact, rather scarily, the consequences of being intimate with someone. Call them your boyfriend, girlfriend, partner, spouse, whatever you like (Not-Boyfriend in my case), safety is important and so is responsibility. 

This is probably a bit rich coming from me since it has only been this year, when I'm about to turn 27, that I have capitulated by going onto the pill, had all my necessary checks, and let the docotors sign me up for a Pap smear. In this day and age most women usually do this sort of thing in their late teens - I've always been a unicorn when it comes to love and sex so it should come as no surprise that I was not among them. But for me there was no need to do so. I wasn't having sex so why did I need to worry about its consequences? Things like pregnancy, STD's - unless I was the unluckiest human in the world, they weren't really possible. They always say the best prevention is celibacy, right?

Well eventually that changed and now the time finally came to actually pursue these things. I didn't love doing it, and it's not been fun, but I feel less paranoid and significantly more at ease after doing so. Taking control of myself, getting these things done even when I didn't want to, were a resolution and a big step up on the adulting tier system. 

I know who I am at 26, I know what I want and what I don't want. I'm taking control of 2017 at least in this way.